The best (and worst) horse jokes ahead of Cheltenham

This challenges your human, the next time they're cleaning your stall - and we all know how humans love a challenge that's what they said when they bought you as a two year old, right? Be ready to rub your head on the area of your human that you just nuzzled to dry it off, too. After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in workouts, and found to do as well as ever. What Do You Call an Amish Guy …

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How to make a small fortune in the horse industry … A. Start with a large fortune! One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: